Ryan (SFS '10), is a Hoosier.  Neither he nor anyone else from his heartland homeland knows what that means, but they do all pledge allegiance to corn, basketball, and open-wheel racing.  Along with Sam Crosby and Jamie O'Neill, he passed through the legendary halls of New South's 4th floor en route to the Corp UM.  He claims to be a STIA major specializing in Biotechnology and Global Health, but is leaving his career options open.  After painting Vital Vittles over Winter Break, he thinks he may have found his calling.  Outside the Corp, he enjoys eating and running.  He finished the 2007 Marine Corps Marathon, but crossed the finish line several minutes after the mark set by Oprah Winfrey in her marathon debut.  He was humbled by the experience.  He needs help from the coffee services.  He has no idea how to make a pot of coffee and claims that a decaf soy vanilla latte is his favorite drink.  It's just wrong.

Jamie (NHS '11) hails from the best city in the world. Some people
specifically call this city Milwaukee. However, a daughter of two
flatlanders and originally born a Hoosier, Jamie is eternally in a
Midwestern identity crisis. Neither a Packers nor Brewers fan, Jamie
loves cheering on the Cubs and Bears almost as much as she enjoys
loosing her voice at Hoya basketball games. While not hiking up to St.
Marys for classes towards her Healthcare Management and Policy major,
Jamie can often be found running along the Potomac, eating bulk candy
at Vital Vittles, or enjoying a scrumptious Grab-N-Go meal on New
South 4. Jamie is just as obsessed with the Corp as she is with
Milwaukee's delicacies of Usinger bratwurst, Kopps frozen custard, and
Summerfest.

Sam (COL '10) is a proud ATLien, and he promises that Atlanta is not like the movie ATL.  Like most members of the College, he has no idea what he wants to do with his life, and he therefore is PreMed with a very recently declared Philosophy major.  This qualifies him to either go to med-school or wait tables.  When not learning organic chemistry, he is likely to be found perusing the aisle(s) of Hoya Snaxa in search of his afternoon or late-night snack, which most often ends up being a caffeine of some sort. All good southerners should have a driver, and Sam's is Kasey Kahne (#9).  Also, he also has an unhealthy love for the discovery channel.

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Joel (MSB '11) is an International Business and Finance major born in Alaska and raised in Pennsylvania.  Considered strange by many of his close friends for a neurotic diet and workout schedule, Joel has a deep passion for adventure sports including triathlons, marathons, and kayaking races. When not working for the Corp, you can normally find Joel bumming around Yates or riding his bike through the city while attempting to avoid collisions with taxis.  After being hired by Uncommon Grounds in the spring of 2007 Joel has come to fully embrace the Corp and everything it stands for.  Previously working as GM of the Book Co-op, Joel is looking very forward towards making the shift from books to boxes this year.

Pat (MSB '09) is a Finance and International Business major born and raised in Akron, Ohio.  After developing a caffeine addiction during his sophomore year finals he decided the best way to get his daily fix was by working in a coffee shop.  Since being hired at Midnight Mug he has worked to make the small store the center of campus by bringing in new shows and products, including sandwiches and animal crackers.  Generally Pat does not like to leave the hallowed grounds of Lauinger Library, but when he does he can usually be found playing the bongo drums on M Street and Wisconsin.  His future aspirations include becoming a professional mascot, working as a rodeo clown, and playing in a Beatles tribute band.  He is currently writing a self-help book entitled It's Pat!,due out in Summer 2009.